Chicago, The Real Fake City

46588507 chicago october 10 2015 welcome to chicago sign at the exit from o hare international airport in ch


The Puppy Chronicles

“When I was a young puppy, I would chase women like I’d chase cars, not knowing what I’d do with one when I caught it, but it was a lot of fun. Now that I am an old dog, my chasing days are over, but I know what the chase was about now.
I watch the young pups nowadays do their chasing with them not understanding why they do what they do and remember my days of fast cars, fast women and how much fun it was”

“The Puppy Chronicles”

“In my youth I was like a puppy and would follow any woman home who was nice to me. Now that I am older, I’m just an old dog who likes women who will rub my belly. And if they don’t, it’s no problem. I’ll just lay here on the porch and watch all the cars go by and remember when I was a puppy”
“The Puppy Chronicles”